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WE! ARE! MANHASSLER! We're actually considering changing our name (we go back and forth on it), but dangit, Shane worked really hard on the headers for this site, so he's against it. ANYWAY, we're a power-pop-post-punk-whatever-whatever band from Tejas. Yes, we want to play a show in your town and EAT ALL OF YOUR FOOD.

We'll be putting up more music soon, and we're about to start working on an EP. Stay tuned, and come melt your face off at one of our shows. Then come to another show. No one will judge you for your lack of a face. FRIENDSHIP.

MATT - drums, vocals
SHANE - guitar, vocals
DARREN - keyboards, vocals
??? - bass

Stop. I'm freaking out.
WHAT IS HAPPENING?